Merry Christams Eve from Charlie

Okay, so it's been a while...it's not like it's the holidays or anything! And it's not like we have been hanging out doing nothing....my mommy has been busy taking care of me while I am sick. I happen to be the happiest sick baby ever , but still..cut my mommy some slack!!-Love Charlie "Merry Christmas!! I hope you guys get better gifts then I will. My mom says I wont remember this Christmas and I hear she did not give me much to open this year..that sooo wont last!!"" I hear that my mommy went on and on how "White Trash" blue Christmas lights were..and then demanded Christmas lights. My Daddy was very funny and welcomed mommy home that night with the Christmas lights...blue ones!! This was 3 years ago. This year Daddy wanted to put up red and white lights. My mommy said something to him like.." do you smoke crack, don't touch my blue lights." I think she kinda likes them now!"

"Mommy and Daddy were trying to figure out why pictures in the living room are always blurry..so we took picture, after picture, after picture. You'd think I'd get used to it, but I heard Daddy mumbled in my ear that you never get used to it." " Are we done yet..I really feel like it's time to eat again. Yes mommy, again"
"Here we are at Moms school where Santa flew in on a helicopter. I thought it was fun, but mommy let me sit in a dirty diaper so we did not have to miss anything. I feel certain that Moms friends now think of me as "that smelly baby". Oh well, I taught them to leave me sitting in it...I got it all over my cloths. Mommy had an extra set with her, but it was 3 months. I feel certain I looked fat in that outfit..I was busting at the seams!""Here I am with frosty. Mommy has told me stories of these "cold" people, but I am not following. It has not been cold where I live. My friend Heidi told me that where she came from in Minnesota was cold..she told me this was like summer for her!"
"Why is my mommy holding another baby? Since it's Brady and I LOVE him and REACHED for him..I guess I will let it slide"
"Mommy, what's wrong with that kids ears?"

" I lucked out..all my friends were there at Moms school. I think Mommy told me that my Aunt Christy only has 3 kids, but when I see here there is always like 4 or 5 with her. I heard mommy telling Heidi that Aunt Christy is soooo nice to take all those kids to each school to see Santa, Moms and their mommy's. Mommy mumbled something like.."She is such a better person then me"
"Moms, it is way to sunny to be doing this, but I do look cute!"
"Mommy, not going to lie.. I was a little freaked out here"

"Okay, so this was not cool at ALL. I was coughing a little...really it was a little..and then I started dong something mommy called wheezing. Really it's not big deal...please don't take me to the Doctor..PLEASE. It actually was not bad to see the Dr..I laughed at him when he put his stethoscope on me. Then the Dr told mommy and daddy that I sure was happy. I thought this was where the Dr would tell mom she was crazy and to go home...but then that mean Dr said I needed a breathing treatment and some antibiotics for me ear infection (the Dr was not really mean, but was that contraption really need to give me a breathing treatment). Mommy said she was glad I was wheezing while the Dr was in the room, I don't know what she meant, but I don't think it was nice to wish wheezing on me"
"All I can tell you is that mommy said "Bradley, I don't think the fire is working" and right after that our house started making lots of loud noises. Daddy told mommy she should have said something sooner and mommy mumbled something about "how hard is it to start a fire and open the chute" The house no longer smells like camp fire"
"I love when my daddy rocks me to sleep. My daddy is the best daddy ever, and I am not just saying that cause he is my daddy. I hear mommy say it all the time so it must be true"